no water

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Monday, 01-Mar-2010 6:00:42

Evan and Dai were lost in the desert, and were dying of thirst. All
at once they saw a collection of tents and market stalls in the
distance. They rushed into the first and asked if they sold water.

"No," replied the Arab within, "We only have custard."

The men went into the next tent and asked the same question.

"I'm sorry," said the second Arab, "We only sell jelly."

Perplexed, the men went to the last stall in the market, once
again asking if there is any water to spare.

"A thousand apologies," said the Arab, "We only have sponge cakes."

The men left, disappointed and a little confused.

"That was weird," said Evan.

"Yes," replied Dai, "It was a trifle bazaar."

Post 2 by OceanDream (An Ocean of Thoughts) on Monday, 01-Mar-2010 7:46:25

Hahaha.

Post 3 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Monday, 01-Mar-2010 8:44:17

lol I never expected that one.

Post 4 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Monday, 01-Mar-2010 10:57:20

I didn't either; haha.

Post 5 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Saturday, 06-Mar-2010 2:11:33

Lol! I had to look up trifle, but I got it after that. I totally wasn't expecting that punch line.